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1. First thing you wash in the shower?
My armpits. Heh. (: 

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Tired. Not sleepy, just tired. 

11. Turn ons?
Neck kissing. Having me up against the wall. Ass grabbing. Having me bent over. Ass slapping. Hair pulling. Hand gliding. Spitting between my legs for lube. Love bites. Hand firmly wrapped around my neck. Jack White. 

12. Turn offs?
Narcissism.

14. When was the last time you cried? Why?
My birthday. Because I just get very sad & feel very alone. 

16. Did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize?
After (about) 8 years, he did. 

18. Favorite movie ever?
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster." - Henry Hill in GoodFellas. 

19. Do you like yourself?
Very much. 

27. Whats on your mind right now?
I wonder how long I’ll take to get through my whole queue on Netflix…

28. Is there anything you want to say to someone?
Not urgently. 

32. When was the last time you had sex?
In May. </3 

34. Ever had a near death experience? If so, what happened?
I haven’t. 

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2. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?
I’m obsessed with coffee. I can’t function if I don’t have it in the morning. & I enjoy drinking a cup of it after a meal. 

20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
I have met a handful. The one encounter that really meant the most was when I met Peter Hayes & Robert L. Been! <3 It felt so surreal. 

22. What are you listening to right now?
Don’t You (Forget About Me) - Simple Minds. 

31. Whats your zodiac sign?
I derive from the Aries constellation. 

33. Name five facts about yourself.
Uno - English wasn’t my first language. 
Dos - Jack White is my personal God. 
Tres - I believe summer is only worth bearing with because of thunderstorms.
Cuatro - I’ve been friends with these sluts ( b, c, t ) for almost 9 years. I find it mind-boggling & so beautiful that we’re all different but, we still come together & get along in perfect amity. 
Cinco - I have $10 in my pocket. 

50. As your walking down the street you find a suitcase full of money sitting next to a parked car, would you take it?
I feel like this is the exact question Cormac McCarthy asked his character, Llewelyn Moss, in No Country for Old Men. *Squints Eyes*